Biojason

spongethesquid:

Dedede checks the Smash Bros. Miiverse

This gets another reblog for it’s %100 accuracy and truth.

dorkly:

The Best Mentor Ever Toplist

One of the immutable laws of the code of heroes is that they usually need a mentor to help shape and mold them. Either to train them in the ancient technique of punch-fighting, instill in them a strong moral code (with gems such as “be responsible” - like, how else could Spider-Man have figured that out?), and generally teach them how to be the hero they’re destined to be.
Also, they’re usually old. And short. But, mostly, they’re wise. They’re figures to look up to and trust.
And they’ll usually die, because nothing motivates a hero like watching their teacher/father-figure die a vengeance-worthy death.
But now it’s time to pick - who’s the best mentor ever? Who taught their pupils the best? Who instilled the strongest values? Who….made the best waxing metaphor?
It’s up to you. Follow your heart, trust in yourself, and vote for the best mentor ever.


The official voting period ends Tuesday April 29, 2014 at 11:59PM so get your votes in now.

dorkly:

The Best Mentor Ever Toplist

One of the immutable laws of the code of heroes is that they usually need a mentor to help shape and mold them. Either to train them in the ancient technique of punch-fighting, instill in them a strong moral code (with gems such as “be responsible” - like, how else could Spider-Man have figured that out?), and generally teach them how to be the hero they’re destined to be.

Also, they’re usually old. And short. But, mostly, they’re wise. They’re figures to look up to and trust.

And they’ll usually die, because nothing motivates a hero like watching their teacher/father-figure die a vengeance-worthy death.

But now it’s time to pick - who’s the best mentor ever? Who taught their pupils the best? Who instilled the strongest values? Who….made the best waxing metaphor?

It’s up to you. Follow your heart, trust in yourself, and vote for the best mentor ever.

The official voting period ends Tuesday April 29, 2014 at 11:59PM so get your votes in now.

always-thirsty-pocket:

I bought some Oysters yesterday. I didn’t think anyone in the house would want them so I put them in the cuppboard for later. I’m starving right now so I went to go get them. But when I went to get them, they were gone.  I asked my brother about it and… he had eaten every one.

My face when.

katribou:

My sister and I have been playing Four Swords a lot together and I’m not sure if we’ve knacked the whole teamwork aspect because we’re too fond of throwing each other into pits and stealing rupees

katribou:

My sister and I have been playing Four Swords a lot together and I’m not sure if we’ve knacked the whole teamwork aspect because we’re too fond of throwing each other into pits and stealing rupees

beachgnome:

xainagal:

needlekind:

greasybeast:

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

real fans imagine the dragon costume

i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

thenimbus:

eriderp-ampora:

benepla:

why is everyone on this website from fucking florida

Because we have nothing else to do since Florida is a nasty hot tourist trap so we spend all our time on tumblr

Our state is a peninsula surrounded by water, the crazies accumulate here instead of spreading to neighboring states.